Painful Screams
Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few...
Over my dead body!
A man happened to meet his ex-wife at a party, and after a few...
Barber Shop
A blonde walks into a barber shop one day and asks the man if...
God Quotes
It may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God,...
Three Dead Guys
Three men die and go to heaven. They meet up with St. Peter at...
Don’t you just hate it when…
Don’t you just hate it when you go to the doctor, and you’resitting on...
Computer used too long
|You know you have been on the computer too long when…When you are counting...
A parent’s night before Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas when all through the houseI searched for the tools...
Your Dad’s Like Cement
You dad’s like cement, it takes him two days to get hard!
Be nice to your kids
Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home.