Your Family Is So Poor
Your family is so poor, when I went to your house I stepped on...
What is the difference between Bill Clinton, and the Titanic?
What’s the difference between Bill Clinton, and the Titanic ??It is known how many...
Heavy metal guitarist
Q: How do you get a heavy metal guitarist to stop playing guitar?A: Put...
Microsoft Panhandler v1.0 (Beta)
|Redmond, WA — Microsoft Corporation chair, CEO and all-around babe magnet Bill Gates announced...
Theory of the Stork
Two different theories exist concerning the origin of children: the theory of sexual reproduction,...
Signs you may be a Canadian.
Here’s some sure signs you may be a Canadian…You’re not offended by the term,...
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was…
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was zipping down Maple Avenue.”Can I...
Interpreting Coporate Titles…
The real interpretation of corportate titles:CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD: Leaps tall building in a...
Elephant jokes 14
|Why shouldn’t you take an elephant to the zoo?Because he’d rather go to the...
One day a guy and a girl were making out in the guy’s car…
One day a guy and a girl were making out in the guy’s car...