12 Feet Deep
Why are lawyers buried 12 feet deep instead of just six? Because deep down...
The computer user’s reboot poem
|Don’t you wish when life is badand things just don’t compute,That all we really...
A man had been drinking at the bar for hours…
A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned somethingabout...
Preparing for a Mammogram
The MammogramThis is an x-ray that has its own name because no one wants...
Dirty Dishes!
A priest was asked to dinner by one of his parishioners.When he sat down...
The difference
The boy asks his dad:”What’s the difference between a ‘cunt’ and a ‘pussy’?”The dad...
A new contraceptive
Aspirin makes a great contraceptive. Jhold it between your knees.
Have you ever wondered why you wonder why?
Have you ever wondered why you wonder why?I used to wonder why, but now...
A spinning wheel!
|What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre?A spinning wheel!
Pulling Teeth
A man & wife entered a dentist’s office. The Wife said, “I want a...