Drummer problems
|A musical director was having a lot of trouble with one drummer. He talked...
The Twelve Bugs of Christmas
|For the first bug of Christmas, my manager said to meSee if they can...
What is a Jewish American Princesses idea of kinky sex?
What’s a Jewish American Princess’s idea of kinky sex? She moves.
Santa Hates Your Kid
|8. Kid’s letter to north pole comes back stamped, “Dream on, Chester!”7. Kid asks...
The scum of the earth!
|What do worms leave round their baths?The scum of the earth!
I have good news and bad news
|Patient: I’m in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: You’ve had an accident...
Not On Your Anniversary!
Top Ten Things NOT To Say On Your Anniversary10. Today is our what?9. I...
Speed Limit
What’s the speed limit of sex?68 cause at 69 you gotta turn around
The baseball demands
|Top Baseball Player Demands From Late Show with David Letterman; Friday, August 12, 1994...
Smartest Man in the World
A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a...