Clinton
What’s the simiarity between Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place and...
Little Johnny helps Grandma.
One day, Grandma sent her grandson Johnny down to the water hole to get...
Please describe him
|A cop was interrogating a very intoxicated Irishman, who was also severly bleeding.The officer...
Car Acronyms
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What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?
Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction? A: A...
A spinning wheel!
|What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre?A spinning wheel!
Have you heard about Michael Jackson’s New Book?
Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson’s New Book? A: It’s called, “The In’s...
The Rabbi wants a raise.
There was a Rabbi whose wife was expecting a baby.The Rabbi went to the...
last requests
Three women are about to be executed. One’s a brunette, one’s a redhead, and...
OLD NEVER DIES 15
|OLD TEACHERS never die, they just lose their classOLD TELEPHONES never die, they just...