Fifty ways to be annoying in computer labs
|1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face...
‘Twas the Night before Finals
|T’was the night before finals,And all through the college,The students were prayingFor last minute...
A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back…
A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back...
A crowd had gathered around a whore and…
A crowd had gathered around a whore and they were about to stone her.Jesus...
How many men?
How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?None – it...
The Promotion
Boss: Johnson, we giving you a promotion but you have to move to Montreal....
Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...
Signs You Hired The Wrong Kid To Mow Your Lawn
He shows up with a pair of nail clippers and a Ziploc bag. On...
Very stupid musician
|August, 1998, Montevideo, UruguayPaolo Esperanza, bass-trombonist with the Simphonica Mayor de Uruguay, in a...
Elephants IV
How do you get an elephant out of the water?Wet.How do you get two...