Another chicken crosses the road.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the squirrel it CAN...
What is long, black, and smelly?
What is long, black, and smelly? – The unemployment line.
If a light sleeper sleeps lighter with…
If a light sleeper sleeps lighter with the light on,does a hard sleeper sleep...
In Deep Shit
A bird was flying south for Winter, but he had left it too late...
Elephant vs Ants Soccer Game
It was a boring Sunday afternoon in the jungle so the Elephants decided to...
What’s long and hard and excites a girl…
What’s long and hard and excites a girl whenshe’s finally lucky enough to get...
What just happened here?
|A military cargo plane, flying over a populated area, suddenly loses power and starts...
Buy me bras!
“Dad, can i ask you something?” “Sure! What about?” “You see, I’m already fourteen...
Making Cakes
A little girl and her mother are walking through a park and see two...
What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?
What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?Hugh Grant.