The 9 Types of Boyfriends
Joe Sensitive – “After I wash the dishes, let’s cuddle, OK?”Also known as: Mr....
Presidential Election worries
Presidential Election’2000Dear Abby,I am a sailor in the US Coast Guard. My parents live...
New scientific element : MAN
Element Name: MANSymbol: XYAtomic Weight: (180 +/- 50)Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but...
Smoking Dragon….
Q: What’s the difference between the dinosaur and a dragon…?A: Dinosaurs are too young...
Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?One is made of plastic...
Give 100%
ALWAYS GIVE 100% AT WORK:12% Monday 23% Tuesday 40% Wednesday 20% Thursday 5% Friday
How do you make love to a fat girl?
How do you make love to a fat girl?Roll her in flour and go...
Protesting
I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg
Signs and notices 14
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in a...
Inflatable high heels
I once met a dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up...