Saving one of them
Doctor: We operated on your eyes and we’ve managed to save one of them.Patient:...
A few lil’ insults to remember.
You’re momma so fat, she be sellin’ shade!You’re momma so ugly, she walked down...
Why make woman beautiful?
|Man says to God: “Why did you make woman so beautiful?”God says: “So you...
When you go to the hospital how do you find the head nurse?
When you go to the hospital how do you find the head nurse? Look...
Little Johnny and his balloons
Little Johnny walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.Mommy, Mommy, what are...
Florida driver’s license!
|I’ve sure gotten old. I’ve had two By-pass surgeries. A hip replacement, new knees....
Sunday School
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through...
What was the first thing your husband said to you…
Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke...
The prison hospital
|Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
How!
Some years ago, on Times Square in NYC, I observed a native American, in...