What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...
Three old ladies
|Three old ladies met on the street on a very stormy day. The wind...
I just had a dream about it
|A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told...
A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night…
A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night, the farmer feeling...
No Jello
Q: Why don’t blondes eat Jello?A: They can’t figure out how to get two...
Food laughs and humor
From Harper’s Magazine: Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75 ——————————————————————————–...
A new method
It’s the first day of school and the teacher told her kindergarten class,”If anyone...
Vampire Bat
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
You have an Internet addiction when . . .
|You kiss your girlfriend’s home page.A VRML virtual walk through a park is your...