Naming your child
|There was a woman who was pregnant with twins, and shortly before they were...
Tim Shandy stepped into the Warm Spoon, a popular Galway tavern…
Tim Shandy stepped into the Warm Spoon, a popular Galway tavern.To Mike Callahan, the...
Insult Collection #11
You used to be arrogant and obnoxious. Now you are just the opposite. You...
Married at a Nudist Colony
Have you heard about the couple who got married in a nudist colony?They wanted...
It just kills my appetite
A woman asks her husband if he’d like some breakfast. “Would you like bacon...
Twelve Days of Fast Food
|On the first day of Christmas, My drive through gave to me: A Big...
Why do women get PMS?
Why do women get PMS?THEY JUST FUCKING DO ALRIGHT!?
Lawyer Stamps?
The US government is throwing away millions of unused stamps withpictures of favorite lawyers...
The requirements of this job
|Employer: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.”Applicant: “I’m the one you...
Comparing Men to Dogs
How Dogs and Men Are the Same 1. Both take up too much space...