Bill and Hillary…
Hillary Clinton is not feeling well. She goes to her doctor and gets a...
Bad Jeeves…BAD!
A wealthy couple had planned to go out for the evening. The woman of...
If Cray ran Christmas…
|The holiday season would cost $16 million but would be celebrated faster than any...
A mother-daughter conversation
A mother and daughter are sitting down over afternoon tea. The mother wants to...
Constantly complaining about the temperature
|A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the...
A Microsoft Tale
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled all...
The Golfer vs. The Fisherman
Q: What’s the difference between a golfer and a fisherman?A: When a golfer lies...
Wifespeak
Wifespeak/Translation You want: You wantWe need: I wantIt’s your decision: The correct decision should...
Cookie the Cat’s Resolutions
|5. I will not demand to get out the minute after I come in...
First Thing After Sex
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex?A: Opens the car door.