The Windows Rejection Song
|Why are there so many, users of Windows?Don’t people have any pride?Windows is useless,...
Heated passions
Mike and Keith are playing golf one hot Sunday afternoon. While approaching the sixteenth...
Santa, we\\\\\\\’re worried about you.
Dear Santa: We’re worried about you.From your rosy red cheeks to your legendary girth...
Bassoon jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To get away from the bassoon...
She said, “Kiss me doctor!”
She said, “Kiss me doctor!” Doctor said, “I can’t as we doctors have an...
Bloke is drinking at a pub…
Bloke is drinking at a pub and after a few rounds goes to leave,...
A six year old comes crying…
A six year old comes crying to his Mother because his little sister pulled...
No. to Change Lightbulb
Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?A1: “What’s a lightbulb?”A2:...
Another dress
Monica walks into her dry cleaning store and tells the guy: “I’ve got another...
Mother In Law Misses Train
A mother-in-law visits her son-in-law before leaving for a trip. They are sipping coffee...