An emergency landing
|According to “The Australian,” an airliner recently encountered severe vibration in flight.The captain decided...
Cheeseburger
A cheeseburger walks into a bar, and says “Hey bartender give me a beer”.The...
Give us new missiles
|The 1982 Israeli invasion of Lebanon resulted in many dogfights between Syrian and Israeli...
Where’s my heart?
Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death...
Customer support logs
|Actual dialog of a former Customer Support employee: Support: “Ridge Hall computer assistant; may...
Charlie was playing with his little brother Mickey…
Charlie was playing with his little brother Mickey when the little boy asked whether...
From a Southwest Airlines employee….
From a Southwest Airlines employee….”Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX, to YYY. To operate your...
Birth Control
An elderly woman went into the doctor?s office. When the doctor asked why she...
This one New Yorker married himself a southern gal…
This one New Yorker married himself a southern gal and brought her to the...
Have you Ever…
Have you ever smelled mothballs????I was just wondering how you would get their little...