Peanuts
Sitting at home one night with his wife, a man is casually tossing peanuts...
All numbers are equal
|Theorem: All numbers are equal.Proof: Choose arbitrary a and b, and let t =...
Ghosts in a White House
One night Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House....
What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you?
What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you? Pull the...
What Floor Please?
A woman walks into the local pharmacy and ask’s to see sanitary napkins.The pharmacist...
A fellow in a bar notices a woman…
A fellow in a bar notices a woman, always alone, who comes in on...
A parent’s night before Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas when all through the houseI searched for the tools...
What is the difference between “ooh” and “aah?”
What’s the difference between “ooh” and “aah?” -About three inches.
Stupid Insults 20/31
Missing a layer of insulation in his attic. Monorail doesn’t go all the way...
A Chinese man is making love to his wife…
A Chinese man is making love to his wife. He whispers in her ear,”Baby,...