Idiot Chicken Farmer
An idiot decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens...
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?A home-sick abortion.
Murphy’s Combat Laws
Murphy’s Laws Of Combat Operations Friendly fire – isn’t. Recoilless rifles – aren’t. Suppressive...
A middle-aged guy and his date are making out hot and heavy…
A middle-aged guy and his date are making out hot and heavy in the...
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it…
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it. He yells in, “Hey, Pop! What...
What does a lion call a antelope?
What does a lion call a antelope?Fast food.Sent by jessica
Phone songs
|All of the following songs may be played on a touch-tone phone. Commas are...
Polish Hockey Team
Heard about the Polish hockey team?They all drowned in spring training.
At the public pool
|The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the...
The devil’s offer
|The devil visited a lawyer’s office and made him an offer. “I can arrange...