It’s so easy to milk a cow…
It’s so easy to milk a cow. Any jerk can do it.
What is another term for cunnilingus?
What’s another term for cunnilingus? Genital Slurpees.
At the blood donor clinic
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
Nuns at the Gate
So, four nuns die at about the same time, and are waiting at the...
Grandma changed
|In the dim and distant pastWhen life’s tempo wasn’t so fast,Grandma used to rock...
Women vs. Dogs
Q: What’s the difference between a dog barking on the front porch and a...
Unlocking your car
|Two blondes were recently observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door...
Engaged To Kate and Edith
An airplane pilot got engaged to two very pretty women at the same time....
Never say it at work
|TWELVE THINGS YOU’LL NEVER HEAR AN EMPLOYEE TELL HIS/HER BOSS1. Never give me work...
A man walks into a doctor’s office with a…
A man walks into a doctor’s office with a frog stuck to his head.Doctor:...