Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?
Q: Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?A: Because it’s always exactly the...
A woman came to the psychiatrist worried…
A woman came to the psychiatrist worried. “Doctor,” she said, “I can’t sleep at...
A young boy came home from school and told his mother…
A young boy came home from school and told his mother, “I had a...
What is black and sits at the top of a set of stairs?
What is black and sits at the top of a set of stairs?A quadraplegic...
Don’t look down!
A man lay spread out over three seats in the second row of a...
Short Snow Jokes
|What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy?She gave him the cold...
Coffee
Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud.Yes sir, it’s fresh ground.
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”?
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”? 1) Buddha, you Fat Fucking Bastard,...
During an Army war game…
During an Army war game, a commanding officer’sjeep got stuck in the mud. The...
High military ranks
|When little Reggie was inducted into the Army, he was advised to act tough.”That’s...