Man With Most Intelligence Gone
What do you call a man with 90% of his intelligence gone?Divorced
Lose Weight
John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat? Doctor: Cut your head...
Mono and herpes
Question: Do you know the difference between mono & herpes?Answer: You get mono from...
How do you confuse a blond?
How do you confuse a blond?You don’t, they’re born that way.
Where does Peter Pan eat?
Where does Peter Pan eat?Wendy’s
Cut by a Razor
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?She gave herself a...
New Year Resolutions for Pets
|15. I will not eat other animals’ poop. 14. I will not lick my...
Which drummer?
|There’s a five pound note on the floor. Of a thrash guitarist, a drummer...
A man walked into a lawyer’s office and…
A man walked into a lawyer’s office and inquired about the rates. “Fifty dollars...
Don’t be sexist…
Don’t be sexist… broads hate that!