Burying Poles!
Back in the old west, there was a need to connect the east and...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VII
Creative Sighing for Effect. Sigh loudly when there aremany people around, giving the impression...
May September Marriage
A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor...
Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
Mamma’s got back
Your mamma is so fat, when daddy told her to haul ass she had...
If IBM made toasters…
If IBM made toasters…They would want one big toaster where people bring bread to...
Somebody flunked elf school…
5-year-old Nicholas was sitting on a department store Santa’s lap and told him, “My...
Saxophone jokes
|Q: What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?A: It’s all in...
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer?
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer? A...
If Apple made toasters…
If Apple made toasters…It would do everything the Microsoft toaster does, but 5 yearsearlier....