Women Appearance
Why do women pay so much attention to their appearance rather than toimproving their...
Rabbi Wizard
The Rabbi rose with a red face…”Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor...
When I become old
|When I’m a little old lady, then I’ll live with my children and bring...
What Gets Bigger?
Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl’s junior college, said during...
What is the difference between white onions, brown onions…
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 30 centimeterdick?Nothing…. They all...
Bad Joke
There is a drunk driver. He goes and hits a car with a woman...
Numbers equal zero
|Theorem : All numbers are equal to zero.Proof: Suppose that a=b. Thena = ba^2...
Want some chicken?
Want some chicken? A man was driving along a freeway when he noticed a...
A gentler way
At the morning roll call at Fort Dix, the sergeant called out,”Platoon, atten-HUT! Private...
Because they squeak!
|Why do mice need oiling?Because they squeak!