The Lizard of Oz!
|What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house?The Lizard of Oz!
Blonde Horses Around
There once was this blonde riding a horse. After a while it began to...
Operas that never made it
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his mind
He has one of those mighty minds — mighty empty. He has a one-track...
Mrs. Dugan and Mrs. Riley
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yo mamma iz…
your mamma is so ugly, when she was born, she had an incubator with...
Tampons With Long Strings
Q: Why do blondes use tampons with extra long strings?A: So the crabs can...
Confusing women!!
How do you confuse a woman?? Give her a choice!!
Guy’s – Don’t Do This On A Date
There are LOTS of ways to ruin a date. Here are a few things...
New Microsoft Windows advertising slogans
|At the time of writing, Microsoft’s slogan for Windows 95 was “Where do you...