Operas that never made it
|Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.
Why firemen have dogs
A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one...
Eating with children.
Eating with ChildrenA guy hosted a dinner party for people from work, including his...
Diff Between Man and Childbirth
What is the difference between a man and childbirth?One can be terribly painful and...
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and…
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and fell into a freshly dug grave.Pretty soon...
An old lady lived by herself in a small house…
An old lady lived by herself in a small house in a small town....
How To Catch A Polar Bear
How do you catch a polar bear?You dig a hole in the ice and...
Microsoft runs the I.R.S.
|If Microsoft Ran The IRS “Government should be run like a business.” We’ve all...
My dad’s a Lawyer
Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking...
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet…
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said “My dog’s cross-eyed, is...