Death becomes nerd
A truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops in a bar for...
Sneezing orgasms
A man goes to a doctor and says:”Doctor, it’s embarassing, but every time I...
A spinning wheel!
|What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre?A spinning wheel!
Welfare
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter...
Light bulb lawyers
|Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?A0: Three; one...
Berkowitz is having a drink at his hotel…
Berkowitz is having a drink at his hotel when he spots a beautiful young...
Eating some peanuts
|There was an old man whose family could no longer afford to take care...
Stupid Insults 4/31
All booster, no payload. All crown, no filling. All foam, no beer. All hammer,...
Why did Mike Tyson learn to bite ears?
Q: Why did Mike Tyson learn to bite ears?A: How else do you tell...
At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador…
At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador turned to the Japanese ambassador and whispered,...