Flying without a parachute
|A man jumps out of an airplane with a parachute on his back. As...
YOU MEAN ME?
|A pair of Michigan robbers entered a record shop nervously waving revolvers. The first...
Smitty the Parrot’s Birthday
Harry says to his pet parrot Smitty, “What do you want for your birthday?”...
Programmer’s drinking song
|99 little bugs in the code,99 bugs in the code,Fix one bug, compile it...
Where does Peter Pan eat?
Where does Peter Pan eat?Wendy’s
Got a second?
God, I was wondering…how long is a million years to you?”God answered, “Son, a...
Safety tip
Safety Tip:Calculus and automobiles don’t mix — never drink and derive
Fidel dies and goes to heaven…
Fidel dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, St. Peter tells him...
Yo Mama So Fat…
Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she plays like this…New York, Chicago,...
Poles Truck
Two Polish truck drivers are barreling along when they come up to an overpass....