The blind skydiver
|A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was...
Fireplace
You’re so poor that when I went to your house I stepped on a...
King of the Jungle
Three animals were having a hugeargument over who was the best.The first, a hawk,...
The Pope was working on a crossword puzzle…
The Pope was working on a crossword puzzle. He thoughtand thought about one clue,...
Surgery
I had my appendix removed. There was nothing wrong with it, I just did...
He bowled long hops!
|What happened when a frog joined the cricket team?He bowled long hops!
One Dollar
Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of...
What’s green and has wheels?
What’s green and has wheels?A FrogI lied about the wheels
Why were there only 49 contestants at the Miss Ebonics USA pageant?
Q: Why were there only 49 contestants at the Miss Ebonics USA pageant? A:...
If she went out with me
|A man had been out in the back woods for weeks, cutting logs. He...