What is brown and has holes in it?
What’s brown and has holes in it? – Swiss Shit.
Grandma’s peanuts
A guy goes to visit his grandmother and he brings his friends with him.While...
Calling the shots.
I was in the waiting room of my doctor’s office the other day when...
Clinton movie titles…
Some possible titles for the new Bill Clinton movie:Dial M for Monica Saving Clinton’s...
Stupid Insults 19/31
Lights not burning too bright. Like a barometer — vacuum at the top. Like...
What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?
Q: What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?A: An infected pussy...
She is angry at you
|Worried because they hadn’t heard anything for days from the widow in the neighboring...
What’s that sound?
|A tourist is sightseeing in a European city. She comes upon the tomb of...
Adultery
An old man went into confession and told the priest: “Father,I’m 81 married with...
A young couple were married and celebrated their first night…
A young couple were married and celebrated their first nighttogether, doing what newlyweds do,...