Redneck Census Form!
The official year 2000 Redneck Census Form:Last name: _______________________First name: (Check appropriate box)(_)Billy-Bob(_)Billy-Joe(_)Billy-Ray(_)Billy-Sue(_)Billy-Mae(_)Billy-JackWhat does...
Why Gynecology?
A young doctor just out of medical school announced to his wife that he...
Have a first child
|A man and his wife were making their first doctor visit, the wife being...
After their love-making session the young bride asks her husband…
After their love-making session the young bride asks her husband “Wasmaking love to me...
I’d Do Anything
A student comes to a young professor’s office. She glances down the hall, closes...
Cow
What do you call a cow with no legs? GROUND BEEF!
Here is your punishment
|”Haven’t I seen your face before?” a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant.”You...
Why does the University of Tennesse football…
Why does the University of Tennesse footballteam wear orange to all their Saturday games?...
Glass of water.
Do you know why Polish men, when they go to sleep, bring one glass...
Making Ends Meet
“We have a terrible time making ends meet on Bob’s income.” his wife told...