In the beginning, God created earth and rested…
In the beginning, God created earth and rested.Then God created man and rested.Then God...
Soakin’ Wet!
One day a boy came walking home from school. On the way home he...
Seeing Eye Dog
A blind man was out walking with his seeing eye dog when suddenly the...
Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night last night?
Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night...
Pondering old age
|How do I know that my youth is all spent?Well, my get up and...
Elton John
Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?Because he was trying...
Addicted to the Web
|(Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”)Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’,From my mouth, drool...
redneck
How do you circumsize a redneck?You kick his sister in the chin!
Today is my daughter’s 18th birthday…
I’m so glad that this is my last child support payment. Month after month,...
Depressed Over Mother In Law
Why Steve, you’re so depressed today, what’s the matter?Ah, well, I have had a...