Computer And A Woman:
Difference Between A Computer And A Woman:A computer will not laugh at a three-and-a-half-inch...
If the NSA ran Christmas…
|Your ornaments would have a secret trap door that only the NSA could access...
Things learned from children…
Some things I’ve learned from my children:Super glue “is” forever.No matter how much Jell-O...
A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson…
A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson, and the instructor notices she...
This pill allows you to fly
|A man went into a bar in a high rise. He saw another man...
All numbers are equal
|Theorem: All numbers are equal.Proof: Choose arbitrary a and b, and let t =...
Even more facts of life…
Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes.There’s too much fraternizing with the...
The Drunk and the Nun
There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk, I...
We Don’t Argue
Jim and I have been married for two years now and we have not...
A New Priest
A new priest is being given instructions on what to do when he takes...