What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?A: Full.
Diplomat wants water
|An Arab diplomat visiting the U.S. for the first time was being wined and...
Gates, the Carmaker…
At a recent COMDEX, Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto...
What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet address?
Q. What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet address? A. Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.
Adultery
An old man went into confession and told the priest: “Father,I’m 81 married with...
Do you like my new jacket?
Do you like my new jacket?It’s great. Shame your body doesn’t suit it, though.
Two blondes are passing by a fruit shop when…
Two blondes are passing by a fruit shop when the grocer calls to them,...
bear and a rabbit
A bear is chasing a rabbit through a forest. They find a bottle and...
Last Wish
Lying in the hospital bed, the dying man began to flail about and make...
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar…
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub....