WARNING: These are RUDE.
Q. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?A. Ask your mother.Q. How do you...
A parent’s night before Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas when all through the houseI searched for the tools...
Bad waiter.
A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the...
Wrong Size
A woman that was on her death-bed turned to her husband telling him he...
Alice is in UNIX land
|”Can you help me? asked Alice.”No,” said Negative. “I’m looking for a white consultant.”...
Wash Hair In Sink
Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?A: Because, that’s where you’re...
Dream flying planes
|Sue and Bob, a pair of tight wads, lived in the mid west, and...
Proctologists
Proctologists Of all the professions we fear, one stands out. No, it’s not “mortician;”...
Buffalo analogy
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and...
Ideal Computer Problem Report Form
In order to streamline the handling of problems within the system. Please fill out...