The Christmas diet song
|’Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips were Fannie May candies...
God vs Satan
And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and...
What do you get if you sleep under a cow?
What do you get if you sleep under a cow?A PAT on the head.Sent...
Your Family Is So Poor
Your family is so poor, when I went to your house I stepped on...
No Hemorrhoids
Why don’t men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!
No Fishing!
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked...
What do you call Batman and Robbin run over?
What do you call Batman and Robbin run over?Flatman and Ribbon.Sent by Matias
58 Actual Newspaper Headlines
58 Actual Newspaper Headlines(collected by journalists)1. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says2....
Did you here about the new atomic cocktail?
Did you here about the new atomic cocktail?one sip & you go out with...
Young Man !
Three old ladies went for a walk in the park, they were suddenly approached...