Rules for Cats
Basic Rules for Cats Who Have a House to Run1. CHAIRS AND RUGS: If...
He’s a real fun guy [fungi]
|Heard on a radio station.What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?”He’s...
HMO
My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It’s a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman
Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?
A double whammy:Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?So they can hide in cherry...
Feeling Sorry For Him
Two girls are having coffee when one notices that the other girl seems troubled...
Just like my wife
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...
yesterday’s coffee
She’s like yesterday’s coffee — a little weak in the bean.
When I become old
|When I’m a little old lady, then I’ll live with my children and bring...
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona…
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he noticesthat the oil-pressure light is...
What does it mean when two lesbians make love?
Q. What does it mean when two lesbians make love?A. It doesn’t mean dick.