Real classified ads 02
These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the...
My Paw
A three legged dog walks into a saloon in the old west and siddles...
Your hair smells nice
A man walks up to a woman in his office and tells her that...
Were you ever arrested?
|A lawyer was filling out a job application when he came to the question:...
Proof E equal to one
|Theorem: e=1Proof:2*e = f2^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = 1Therefore:2^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)2=fThus:e=1
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?A: One is...
When blondes do puzzles
A bunch of blondes walk into a restaurant celebrating and chanting “28 days, 28...
Almost Perfect Life
An old man is sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out. A...
Burglar
A burglar, needing money to pay his income taxes, decided to rob the safe...