Getting old when
|You know you’re getting older when…Everything that works hurts, and what doesn’t hurt doesn’t...
A lawyer named Strange died…
A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe...
Honeymoon Over
Bridegroom: “Dear, we’ve been back from the Caribbean for a month now. We’ve been...
Watching for suicide
|Why do they put a suicide watch on death row prisoners? Why would you...
We have new babies
|For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby...
What’s a transvestite’s idea of a good time?
What’s a transvestite’s idea of a good time? Eat, drink, and be Mary!
Problem with a dog
|Police officer: Excuse me, but your dog has been chasing a man on his...
Bad eyes.
A college couple is under a tree on campus making out. After a while,...
What is the Australian for foreplay?
What is the Australian for foreplay?Brace yourself, Sheila!And the Welsh?Are you awake, Gwen?
Went Fishing, Got Caught
A man phones home from his office and tells his wife: “Something has just...