Chasing
A guy was driving his car at the speed of 80 mph when he...
Rectum Stretcher
Pulling up to the toll both Jack handed the collector a $100.00 bill.Looking incredulously...
Did you hear about the woman who only had two chances to get pregnant?
Did you hear about the woman who only had two chances to get pregnant?...
What do you call Batman and Robbin run over?
What do you call Batman and Robbin run over?Flatman and Ribbon.Sent by Matias
Log negative one zero
|Theorem: log(-1) = 0Proof:a. log = 2 * log(-1)On the other hand:b. log =...
CHICKEN
Q:Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?A: because he was a “chicken”.
10 Way to know if you have PMS
10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE PMS1. Everyone around you has an attitude...
Consultation fees
|A lawyer’s dog, running around town unleashed, heads for a butcher shop and steals...
Firearms
There was a man at a gas station, pumping gas into his truck. Whilepumping...
An army private went to see the Medical Captain for a new…
An army private went to see the Medical Captain for a new pair of...