A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar…
A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar, drinking a few beers...
One equal to one half
|Theorem: 1 = 1/2:Proof:We can re-write the infinite series 1/(1*3) + 1/(3*5) + 1/(5*7)...
One day this old man was about to have sex with a young girl…
One day this old man was about to have sex with a young girl...
Pirate Joke
What was the pirate movie rated?ARRRRRRR
Idiots on a desert island
Ed and Fred were flying along when the two idiots crash-landed on a desert...
Orange and Banana
Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Orange!Orange who?Orange you...
Mistakes
Why did God create men first? Because we learn from mistakes.
The autograph book
|Jacques Thibault, the violinist, was once handed an autograph book by a fan while...
The Procrastinator’s Creed.
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Another Dumb Blonde
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show...