Only found in America
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Drunk walks into elevator…
Drunk walks into elevator, no elevator there, falls five stories down, lands on the...
Fighting Over 25c
A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her...
Polish Wedding Night
What’s long and hard and a Polish man gives it to his bride on...
Adam and Eve
A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and...
What trivial fact about Mel Blanc…
What trivial fact about Mel Blanc (voice of Bugs Bunny) is the most ironic?He...
Fishing on the lake
|A famous admiral and an equally famous general were fishing together when a sudden...
Warning all shoplifters
|Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped and tortured. Any...
What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?
What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?A Certificate of Deposit...
Jonah and the Whale
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it...