I want to take money with me
|As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan...
The crusty old managing partner finally passed away…
The crusty old managing partner finally passed away, but his law firm kept receiving...
Run Mr Taliban Song…
Sung to the tune of “Day-O” (The Banana Boat Song)Day-O…oh Day-O,Air force come and...
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?Fake an orgasm.
Where you reside
|…This reminds me of something yesterday at work. A colleague was relating a conversation...
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”?
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”? 1) Buddha, you Fat Fucking Bastard,...
Laws of Household Physics
Ever notice that the laws of household physics are every bit as real as...
Nuns at the Gate
So, four nuns die at about the same time, and are waiting at the...
The whole world could be happy
|Bill Clinton, Hillary Ramrod Clinton, Al Gore, and Tipper Gore are flying aboard Air...
Literal Actions
Two polish guys walk into a bar and sit down on the stools. All...