The Facelift
A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000...
Who’s job is it?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her panties?Self-employed!
Do at a bowling alley
|Things to do at a Bowling Alley Everytime you throw exclaim “TAKE THAT, YOU!!!”...
Elephants II
What game do four elephants in a mini play?Squash
Ten things Bill Gates would like to change about the automotive industry
|10. New seats would require everyone to have the same body size.9. We’d all...
Blue Elephants
1. How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun.2. How...
Being Old and Bent
Patient: Doctor, is there anything worse than being old and bent? Doctor: Yes there...
Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant…
Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant approached Muhammad Ali and asked that...
Type what I tell you
|While trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to...
Santa Hates Your Kid
|8. Kid’s letter to north pole comes back stamped, “Dream on, Chester!”7. Kid asks...