A somewhat drunk man feels a…
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head and says,”Say, your head feels...
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A man walks into a pharmacy and asks for a pack of condoms. As...
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On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol...
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Walking past the Royal Courts of Justice one day, a man spotted a friend...
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When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss.The brain...
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Why don’t most women ever tell their husbands when they’re really enjoying sex?Because their...
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