If Microsoft ran Christmas…
|Each time you bought an ornament, you would have to buy a tree as...
Fireplace
You’re so poor that when I went to your house I stepped on a...
The definition of amnesia
AMNESIA:Condition that enables a woman who has gone throughlabor to have sex again.
A New York boy was being led through the swamps…
A New York boy was being led through the swamps ofLouisiana by his cousin....
Abbott calling Costello
|Costello calls Abbott with some questions about UNIX.Costello: What is the command that will...
What’s the definition of the perfect woman?
Ok, I’m going to get a lot of hate mail for this one…What’s the...
Married Men’s Magazine
Did you hear about the new men’s magazine that caters exclusively to married men?It’s...
Two homosexuals were talking when…
Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened tomention that he had gotten...
Dating
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating?A: By the buckle print...
Y2K
President Yeltsin, President Clinton and Bill Gates are invited to havedinner with God. During...