Republican or Democrat?
Person: Are you a democrat or a republican?Blonde: Oh, I’m an American.
The price decides everything
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says…
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says, “I hear that...
Two drunks walk into a bar…
Two drunks walk into a bar. The first drunk looks at his buddy and...
Pig misunderstanding
|Howard County Police officers still write their reports by hand, and the data is...
A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow…
A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow$200 for six...
Learning
A man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to marry her...
Husband: Want a quickie?
Husband: Want a quickie?Wife: As opposed to what?
The Snake
There where two snakes talking.The 1st one said ‘Sidney, are we the type of...
Real flight announcements
|Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...