Dog jokes 07
|Q: What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and...
Ultimate rejection!
What is the ultimate rejection?When you are masturbating and your hand falls asleep!
Where are you callin’ from
|Gallagher opened the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in the obituary column...
Polish Gold Medal Winners
Hear what the Poles did with all their gold medals?Went home and got them...
Mrs. Prussy
The little darlings were all in their seats on the first day of school...
A doctor’s advice to young bride regarding the use of the diaphragm
A doctor’s advice to young bride regarding the use of the diaphragm: “Use it...
Three college students were rapping about who they’d like to be…
Three college students were rapping about who they’d like to be cast off on...
Where am I, Cathy?
Attorney to witness: “What was the first thing your husband said to you when...
Drown my troubles
I’ve often wanted to drown my troubles, but i can’t get my wife to...
One equal to one half
|Theorem: 1 = 1/2:Proof:We can re-write the infinite series 1/(1*3) + 1/(3*5) + 1/(5*7)...