Some possible computer bumper stickers
|1. BREAKFAST.COM Halted…Cereal Port Not Responding2. Bad command or file name! Go stand in...
Restructuring at the North Pole
The recent announcement that Donner and Blitzen have elected to take the early reindeer...
Heavenly golf
Moses, Jesus and an old man are golfing. Moses steps up to the tee...
Mom’s new recipe
|Mom’s Brownies RecipeRemove teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375. Melt 1...
Polish Fisherman’s Bag
A Polish man was walking down the street, carrying a brown paper bag. He...
One and the same.
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes...
Elephant Jokes Eight
Q: Why do elephants have trunks?A: Because they would look silly with glove compartments.Q:...
Plastic Wrap
This cazy guy walks into an insane asylum wearing nothing but plastic wrap as...
Bad Catholic Joke
Three men meet up on the deck of the rapidly sinking Titanic, a Lawyer,...
The insane conductor
|A violist comes home late at night to discover fire trucks, police cars, and...