The Hollywood/English Dictionary
VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto research...
Dentist
Then there?s the woman who goes to the dentist. As he leans over to...
The Pharmacy
A man walks into a pharmacy and asks for a pack of condoms. As...
Answering Machine Messages
Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute of...
The Miracle of Christmas
I think the real miracle of Christmasis how I get through it each year...
Tuba jokes
|Q: What is the range of a tuba?A: Twenty yards if you’ve got a...
Solution to the Y2K problem
|The government’s system administration team, working with computer manufacturers and experts in the computer...
Bottle fed baby?
A woman and a baby come into the doctor’s office.She is taken into an...
Bill Clinton in Hell
Bill Clinton dies and goes to hell. Satan is giving him a VIP tour,...
come to the webbing
|What did the spider say to the fly?We’re getting married do you want to...