Only Time
I think the only reason my husband likes to go fishing so much is...
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?When she sits on your...
What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?Outlaws are wanted.
The programmer’s cheer
|Shift to the left, shift to the right!Pop up, push down, byte, byte, byte!
Can I take his place?
|An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him...
With a puzzled look on his face…
With a puzzled look on his face an Indian boy asked,”Say, mom, why is...
Where is the best place in a book store to find a man…
Q. Where is the best place in a book store to find a man...
Beltway Holdups
TRAFFIC JAM A man on his way home from work at the Pentagon came...
How can you tell?
“Old Jethro’s next door’s a-makin’ moonshine again.” the wife told her husband.”How can you...
The Race
There are three guys named Manners, Shutup, and Crap.They were really bored, so they...