Turned Into a Mom When…
|You automatically double-knot everything you tie. You find yourself humming the Barney song as...
You’re back again?
|The Judge said to the defendant. “I thought I told you I never wanted...
come to the webbing
|What did the spider say to the fly?We’re getting married do you want to...
I’m not so sure evolution is indeed a valid theory…
I’m not so sure evolution is indeed a valid theory. I mean, thinkabout it...
Play Pens
Mary Simpson was almost crazy with her three kids. She complained to her best...
The system crash song
|SYSTEM CRASH (to the tune of “The Monster Mash”) I was working in the...
Bagpipe jokes
|Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?A: To get away from the noise.Q:...
Bad Day?
When you’re having a bad day and it seems like people are trying to...
A woman walks into a hardware store…
A woman walks into a hardware store and says “I want to buy a...
Bragging about Japan
|There was a Japanese man who went to America for sightseeing. On the last...