A cat’s dictionary
|Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.Purranoia: The fear...
A girl called the police department and reported that…
A girl called the police department and reported that she had been assaulted. The...
WHY ARE BLONDES SO EASY TO GET INTO BED?
Q: WHY ARE BLONDES SO EASY TO GET INTO BED? A: Who cares?
Been Messin’ With The Waitress
The boss at the pub went up to the bartender and asked, “Have you...
Monica at the Dry Cleaners
Monica needed to get one of her dresses cleaned so she takes it to...
60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy
1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it’s cute. 3. Who circumcised...
Story of my friend
|I have a friend who is a pilot on a 747.I said “Hi Jack.”He...
Tons of Yo Mamma Jokes
Yo mama’s so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just...
Why do women fake orgasms?
Why do women fake orgasms?Because men fake foreplay.
Geekonics
GeekonicsBy John WoestendiekPhiladelphia InquirerWed., January 8, 1997NEWS BULLETIN: Saying it will improve the education...